Welcome readers, this time i shall not use any bombastic words as it actually meaningless sometimes but it serves to make chatting or blogging slightly more interesting,but i'm going to take back my words anyways. Without further delays, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO....
My dearest awesome pretty patient kind cheerful confident wise famous and noobish genius WONG JING QIAN !!!!

You're finally fourteen ! 14 ! Well you're very smart for an ordinary 14 years old student, perhaps too smart o.o but mainly is your patience and your jolly personality makes you special. Thanks for the party too! I almost threw up after eating all the pizzas =X

I have nothing much to wish you here as my title says so. Plus there's actually no need to wish you at all as you're so awesome already. Just hope you'll achieve your dreams and best of luck, you'll need it.

I guess that's all for today, i mean for this post, as the birthday girl have one whole LONGGG day to celebrate! wa hahahaha! Note: the picture's very blur because i used my phone camera. Goodbye and have a wonderful day everyone!

Yo dear awesome readers I'm back! Ahh yes regarding the picture,, this time i do not have proper reasoning for this, but i just feel like posting this as it's looks cool.. i guess.

So Smk Usj 12 form 2 students are having Latih Tubi or so called 'small test' for these 2 days. There was sudden change of subjects as it was suppose to be english,history,maths and geography but the english paper had some errors or lapse or whatever no one cares so it was switched with KH which was supposed to be tomorow's paper.

In order to please to students, the teacher announced that we can REFER to our KH book or nota, sounds awesome right? NO, what was flaw in that offer? Everyone knew KH was thursday's paper. So obviously students did not bring the notes or whatsoever for KH so it was the same whether the teachers offered us or not. MAYBE the teachers could improve in sense of checking the paper carefully next time,I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ANY TEACHER, I'M JUST SAYING. MAYBE, just MAYBE.

And heck why am i making such a big fuss about it. Okay another picture in order to make up for this dull post -_- wait all the posts are dull.


I won't blame you if you call this lame. And some others might be wondering, hey how come he have all these funny pictures and all. The truth is.. i stole it :D
Not exactly stealing, just right-click the image > Save image As. > select location you want it to be after finish downloading, And consider done! Lol but thats actually common sense or general knowledge? As i know all of you here are COMPUTER GEEKS, maybe i was too harsh. Well you don't have to be a computer geek to know that btw -.-

I guess this post is long and meaningless and what's the point of posting stupid things right? But it's better to share than to shut up and leave my blog dead, Thats all,thanks readers.

The code of the day is...
Ignorance Is Bliss.

Here's how it works:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don’t really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning your (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

Dear Jhern Jet,
I don’t really know how to tell you this,Our socks don’t match. I think I realized it When i threw up at your sock drawer In a clown suit and I saw you Sit on My boyfriend . I’m sure you’re shamed enough to understand That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I’m returning your Your car to you, but I’ll keep Your oil tank in your car as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and I’m scratching my butt as you read this.
Go drown yourself,
Guan Ren


1) What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – I’m in love with your cat
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don’t match
Grey – You’re a leprechaun
Yellow – I’m selling myself for candy
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January – That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on peanut butter
May – When I threw up in your sock drawer
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August – When you smacked my ass
September – Last year when you peed your pants
October – When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November – When your dog humped my leg
December – When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta – Outside of your office
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna – In your closet
Kebab – With Jean Chrétien
Fish – In a clown suit
Sandwiches – At the Elton John concert
Pizza – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a street light
Other – With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Ignore
Red – Put whipped cream on
Black – Hit on
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – bit of
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the pants off of
Barefoot – Sit on
Other – Drive over

5) What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My boyfriend
White – My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple – My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue – My salt-beef bucket
Yellow – My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange – My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other –The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill – Senile
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost – High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news – Scarred
American Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Open
Top Model – Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy – How awful you are
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry – That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited – That I may pee my pants
Nervous – The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried – That your Ford sucks
Apathetic – That you need a sex-change
Silly – That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly – That Santa doesn’t exist
Ashamed – That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other – That your driving sucks

8) What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your toe ring
Yellow – Your love letters to me
Red – The pictures from Vegas Black – Your pet rock
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – Your car
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your nose hair clippers
Grey – Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple – Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B – My virginity
C/D – Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F – Your neighbors dog
G/H – The oil tank from your car
I/J – Your left ear
K/L – The results of that blood-sample
M/N – Your glass eye
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z – Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B – Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D – Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L – Hate your cooking
M/N – Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P – Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R – Always wanted to break your legs
S/T – Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V – Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X – Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk – The apartment building is on fire
Water – I’m scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey – I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia – Best of luck on the sex change
France – Love always
Spain – With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan – Go milk a cow
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
USA – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England – Go drown yourself

Welcome back Reader! My blog is certainly getting worse each post and yes i'll have to find an effective yet simple solution to solve this. Okay what's with the bunny today? Simple, it's because
1. Bunnies are cool
2. It's a robot
3. I'm extremely hot-tempered and don't know where did my tolerance went

I remembered my bro once told me, post short and simple so i restricted myself from telling long long tales like before, and the one of the concept of blogging which is 'Simple And Sweet' which i just recalled when i reached home after a shitty day in school. I'm satisfied because i've improved in blogging in terms of keeping it Simple but i have to face the fact that it can never be Sweet.

I wish to practice something new which is posting a proverb/code or whatever you call it in the end of every post i made, but whether you read it or not, it is still,entirely up to you. That's for today, til' next time.

Patience Is a Virtue.

The usual, Welcome back dear readers! If i were you, i'll immediately close this tab, plug out the modem,turn off the monitor and think why do you deserve this, why did you even view this blog and what have you done wrong in life.

Welcome back readers. Sorry for leaving my blog in solitude and emptiness HAHA i guess i used the wrong words to describe but doesn't matter. So SOMEONE laughed at me for not updating, So i'm updating my blog now, So i can laugh at you back, So you have to update your blog again. lol enough with SO and SO.

In order to keep you all from drowning in boredom, Look below